Beck and Dad came in 2nd place in the "Father/Son"awful hair competition."

December  2007

Snow

Angels

After building the snowman, the kids made a snow tow truck to haul the neighbors jalopy off to the junkyard.

The keen observer witll notice Beck's constipation, Arianne's crotch grab, Kelly's laser vision, and Daphne's unphotogenic blankie.

Meet the Thompsons, a photoghapher's worst nightmare.  All the Photoshop in the world won't make this Christmas card merry.

Photo 1.: Beck's bored, Dad's excited.

Photo 2.: Dad's bored, Beck's going to be once he finds out out there's no car to these keys.

Beck's favorite game, "tissue-time," has the trifecta: makes a mess , wastes money, irritates Mommy.

In a compromise with our dentist,  it's a yellow cake with Crest frosting.

Weight-loss experts all agree that once you're full, instead of picking at your remaining food, kneeling in it can help you absorb fewer calories.

Its nice to have a Daddy around when the nap fairy shows up and knocks you out.

Daphne uses the sly ploy of naming shapes of the ornaments to distract from the fact that she is stealing candy canes

Merry Christmas

This is one happy boy.

Here's the only way to see Beck frown, Well, this or pinch him really hard.

Kids being cute.

(Beck, in case you 're 21 and reading this caption for old time's sake, those are not your sister's pink strawberry PJ's. They are actually blood red motorcycles.)

Suprisingly these two parties both served Spaghetti-O's. Classy all the way!

Daphne watching to see if she might need to steal this gift from Beck who obviously doesn't derserve it.

Next year, to mix it up, we're not wrapping gifts,

These kids seem to think its a major inconvenience.

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Daphne ruling over her minions from on high in her googley -eyed throne.

We don't have stinkin' tea parties around here. We eat pizza, we  watch Mexican cartoon kids, and some of us wear security blankets on our heads.